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Bubble Tea fucking PWNS YOU. TEH PWNZOR.
Sammy the Cashier: OH MY ROD! OWNED! TEH PWNZOR! CAN'T FIND YOUR FRIENDZOR!
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Meaning something beautiful, Something Unique and hard to find....something like Von HotRod. something With such love and care. Something you cant let go, even if the world is falling, Even if you have to let go. Von hot rod has Perfection, love, life, and everything you need to make life what you want. Nothing can ever change Von Hot Rod
"There is nothing like Von Hot Rod."
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When a male truck driver takes a Viagra and experiences an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, he then has sex repeatedly in a 4x6 hotel shower trying to relieve his massive boner.
After my long drive to Minneapolis, I had me one hell of a Minnesota Shower Rod when I saw my mistress.
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how'd you like some of my Nantucket Narcolepsy Rod?
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I fucked her in the arse with my proverbial push-rod.
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The belief that children who are abused (emotionally, physically or sexually) inevitably go on to abuse any children they have themselves. Thought up by an abusive and deeply narcissistic parent who wanted to dismiss any misgivings on their own or their offspring's part as the idealism of green and inexperienced minds, and who held to the belief that if everyone does something it must be OK. Truly adult minds are not impressed by such phony reasoning. If the family rod hypothesis were true, the human race would rapidly be descending into violent dysfunction, with new traditions of bully-boys being established as the old ones persisted. A rather dangerous idea in the age of the multi-megatonne thermonuclear warhead, don't you think?
Like all redneck bully-boy cowards, John taught his kids the family rod hypothesis.
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Mario and Rod are the single best TV broadcasting team in all of sports. Their knowledge of the game is unrivaled and they have the uncanny ability to lift the spirits of their audience when the Tigers are struggling. Mario and Rod have a vast following all over the USA especially in Comerica Park where their names and/or faces can be found on either of the following: signs, bare male chests, etc.
some common words/phrases used by both talented broadcasters:
Mario: "It's a great night for baseball good evening I'm Mario Impemba alongside Rod Allen...," "He's hitting at a .324 clip," "check it..."
Rod: "without question," "absolutely stellar," "in that regard," "bad self," "fresh fade"
and many, many more
After a long day at the office, I caught the late game with Mario and Rod on FSN Detroit.
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