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(N.) An incestuous game in which participants attempt to have anal sex with family members while blindfolded. They must come as close to orgasm as possible before moving on to the next family member in an attempt to make it through all participants without ejaculating until they have reached the last participant. A non-family member will frequently mediate the movement of people and ensure that all blindfolds are on.
Did you hear? The Johnsons had a big family reunion, and they stayed up late playing Morgantown Roulette with each other. I wonder who won. Yuck.
You eat a shit ton of Taco Bell for like the whole day and then you try to fart the loudest without shitting
“Billy was playing Alabama Roulette yesterday in math and had to go home and get a change of clothes”
The New Zealand Roulette refers to the unforeseen and potentially inconvenient situation arising from attempting to press down a spray bottle with a missing or malfunctioning nozzle, particularly when circumventing a broken screw mechanism. The term emerged following an accident where an individual sprayed insect repellent straight into his own eyes after trying to "fix" the broken screw mechanism by pushing the cap onto the mechanism.
Person A: My eyes are burning I just sprayed insect repellant straight into my own eyes
Person B: Did you try to fix that bottle? Did you really just do the New Zealand Roulette?
20 women sit around in a circle and a man stands in the middle and spins around naked and ready for action and where ever he stops the woman has to give him a blowjob till he shoots his load.
Fanny was the winner of tadpole roulette as she got a right mouthful of sperm
A 2-player game that male boys play where player 1 takes his foot and puts it 1 centimeter away from player 2's penis, If player 2 gets a boner, he loses, if nobody gets a boner, they both take turns and switch.
Joseph and Travis played Wiener Roulette, Travis won because Joseph got a boner.
A game when a group of friends take viagra , then the last person to get hard then has to finish everyone else playing off to completion
I gotta get better at viagra roulette my jaw is killing me!
The process of booking travel with Canada's largest airline, recognizing that there is a 51.9% chance that you will be delayed, flight cancelled, or land in an airport that wasn't on your itinerary. You might also end up watching your baggage go on a world tour without you and being left on your front porch 2 months later without explanation, have your baggage removed from your flight because they need more space for cargo, be stranded in a city that you've never heard of without compensation or assistance, or end up in a middle seat in the last row of the plane after paying $500+ for business class.
We booked an Air Canada roulette to Toronto for Monday, but they took us to Moncton instead, left us overnight without explanation, and then flew us to Ottawa the next day. We're taking the train now - we should be in Toronto by Thursday.