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When the passanger (p) reaches over from his seat and stears the vehicle while the driver mixes a drink, rolls a joint, etc.....
Driver: Hey man, how many bars you want?
Passanger: Give me two.
Driver: Grab the wheel and do some P Seat Driving while I get them out of the bottle for you.
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medical, The emotional fellings of a toilet seat located in public ones home. The seat fears fat ass people, you know the ones that walk through the stores ie Wal-Mart whos butt or hips are the largest part of their body. The seat is paranoid of these people dropping their oversized underware to use the toilet. The fear comes from having to see these people pull their cheeks apart just before sitting down and then being confined in total darkness. That is not the worse part, then the toilet seat has to see the dirty ass, because to much skin was in the way while pooping and is now covered in feces.
The toilet seat wobbled with fear as fat ass Margret began to have a seat. After three or four times of experiencing this fear the toilet seat's doctor diagnosed the seat with " scared toilet seat syndrome"
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Act according to one's own desires or beliefs without regard for standards for social behavior, logical sensibility, or the approval of others.
Generally regarded as negative, irresponsible
"I apologize for my friend's uncouth behavior, he tends to fly by the seat of his pants"
"Don't fly by the seat of your pants; make real plans for your future"
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Back seat sex is sex in the back seat of a car. Many positions are possible in the back seat such as:
I. girl on top with front seat forward and her leaning on it on top of him riding him
II. girl on top with legs apart holding on to the hand bars in the car with her back facing him riding him
III. girl on top facing boy in the middle seat for more space
For most enjoyable results
I. park in isolated place
II. tint your windows three times
III. for a cheap alternative put the sun cover on
Anywhere, anytime.
Lena: babehaveyoutriedBSS?
Dara: no...wtfisthat?
Lena: howcanyounotknow?BSS Back Seat sex der
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What's said to you when you know your ass is bout to get killed out of your gang
Lil homie"So am I ready to own this turf now?
Mace Windu "take a seat young Skywalker"
Lil homie"uh oh..."
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It’s another way of saying “spill the T” but if someone is rushing towards you, you make them sit down to “spill the details”.
Girl: *running towards you* “Omg I have to tell you something”
Boy: “Chill, take a seat, spill the deat
A popular joke amongst the Timbers Army supporters group for the Portland Timbers MLS team.
Initially meant as a rule to keep a single supporter from taking up entire rows while they wait for their friends to show up late, now it's initial meaning is long since lost and is merely a funny joke inscribed on the wristbands handed out to fans who show up early.
Bro #1: "Hey bro, how many scarves should I bring to hold down seats in the front row for next game?"
Bro #2: "One seat one scarf, bro."
Both Bros: <laugh while packing an IKEA bag full of scarves>