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its a hyperconundrum noun designed to confuse any and all reading it, has the ability to end a conversation instantly just like being ugly
jacob : " hey whats up? lol
Dave : "cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set"
jacob :"what?"
dave has logged off
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We've been had, we're screwed, we're in trouble. Also used if it is fragrantly evident somebody ripped ass or pinched a loaf.
'What the hell is that smell?'
'It looks like somebody set up us the bomb!'
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A restaurant Scott Wozniak owns. It is the first race-themed restaurant in his county. He sells cereal, Little Caesar's Pizza, and sandwiches, but he sells Banquet meals when the food is on fire. They clean your shoes too, by throwing them into a bathtub. They take customer interaction and customer service very seriously. They are also very resourceful, they use a closet for a waiting room for guests, they also have a room with 40 pounds of banana peels, and they use a calender from 2005. Instead of giving crayons to the kids to play with while they wait for the food, he gives them lead-based paints, that's because crayons are pretty toxic and they can't bring crayons to the kids after what happened in 2012. They also have a eating tactic called "Cop N Munch". Check it out!
I went to On Your Mark, Get Set, Munch! They served great food. They cleaned my shoes very well too!
Possibly "Someone has hidden a bomb on our ship." See all your base; all your base are belong to us; are belong to us
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The geatest fucking screamo band ever...fucking hilarious songs
What were you doing yesterday?
Listening to I Set My Friends On Fire AGAIN!
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Actually, this saying is ITSELF one of the LEAST “true” statements of all time… as we are all too painfully aware, “coming clean” to the powers-that-be (i.e., parents, teachers, policemen, etc.) seldom if ever actually gains or maintains your “freedom”; in fact, usually the **exact opposite** occurs whenever you bravely/penitently reveal your shameful secrets like this --- rather than their extending any significant “charity” (i.e., mercy or forgiveness) to you in response to your trustingly/naively-admitted revelations of past transgressions, these hypocritical and out-of-touch-with-reality sadists generally do everything they can to CURTAIL your freedom and otherwise make you as miserable as possible, such as giving you an extended time-out, grounding you for an outrageously-long period, making you stay in from recess, throwing you in the slammer for a few days, and so on. So unless there is some serious injustice that your silence is maintaining (such as that an innocent person is being blamed/punished for something that you did), it’s usually wise to follow Will Roger’s advice to “never pass up a good chance to shut up”… contrary to what these authority-figures may try to assure you, they generally do **not** “have your best interests at heart”… about all they actually wanna do is try to soothe their **own** perpetually-gnawing consciences by being overly hard on anyone under their care!
My conscience was pricking me after hearing the local minister preaching about “the truth shall set you free”, and so like the total dumba** that I am, I went to the police station and admitted to the desk-sergeant about my having swiped a few candy-bars and a couple bottles of soda from the local Circle-K over the past six months; rather than just smiling and praising me for “being a good boy” to be so honest, though, the officer merely slapped da cuffs on me and made me cool my heels in jail for 48 hours! Talk about a letdown --- he didn’t even seem to care about my protests that he was blatantly going against what the preacher had just said was supposed to happen when we admit our sins! I think I’ll sue that minister for misrepresentation and deceitful speech --- I shoulda merely kept my big mouth shut, just as I always have in the past regarding stuff like this! And then he wonders why he has such a hard time gaining or keeping church-members!
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The very first tweet written on Twitter.
Kyle: Hey, do you know what the first tweet on Twitter was?
Chris: just setting up my twttr
Kyle: Okay.
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