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a Facebook user who logs on and lies in wait for someone else to log on, so that they can immediately trap them in a conversation.
Hm, I think I'll log into Facebook.
2 seconds later:
new message from Jason: HEY!!!!!
Damn, what a Facebook Shark.
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a sexual maneuver, much like the Superman (of Soulja Boy fame), in which the male ejaculates on his partners back, then sticks a tiger shark on his or her back
Watch me crank that soulja boy, that tiger shark, that HOOO!!!
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n. A male that preys on young drunk girls at bars. Known for singling out the drunkest and most vulnerable girls and is excellent at manipulating the situation to take advantage of the woman while they are highly intoxicated.
(While sitting at a bar) "Yo, look at the land shark over their prowling after that wasted chick!"
"Looks like the land shark has attacked, but it turns out she wasn't drunk enough for him to succeed."
"Which one of you wants to fuck this land shark up first for scumming up this tavern?"
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Take a virgin out to sea, pop her cherry, then through her overboard.
First claimed by a dude named Marty
Dude, while we were sailing I turned her into Shark Bate.
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A Jesus version of a shark. Jesus walks on water, Jesus Shark walks on land.
Jesus made alot of fish and bread. Jesus shark makes people and bread.
Jesus was a person. Jesus shark is a cartoon.
Jesus got respect. Jesus shark has no respect. "nyuk nyuk nyuk."
remind you of anything? jesus shark is the big talking shark from josie and the pussycats.
"oh man tedd, I saw the Jesus Shark walk by me at the super market."
OR
"jesus shark watches me in the corner of my room when I sleep. fuckin jesus shark"
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A land shark is a code used in veterinary medicine that refers to an animal that is vicious and deemed unsafe. This only happens if the animal has gotten lose and bit someone.
The next clients dog is classified as a land shark, so make sure to use a rabies pole, muzzle and safe distant at all times.
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A ruthless greedy person who steals ideas or ideals from others because they are too depressed to confidently think of their own.
A tattoo shark is someone who gets ideas for tattoos from music video clips like for example Limp Bizkit.
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