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Beep the sheets

Though occasionally mistaken for a bawdy or inappropriate action, to 'beep the sheets' is something considerably less dramatic. It's no 'suck me buzzy,' that's for damned sure!

After an evening out, Jeese was excited to get home with Renee and beep the sheets.

The church group went to a small village in Nicaragua where they hoped to beep the sheets.

by DJ Jewdiculous November 8, 2010


balance the sheets

To create even teams in order to avoid one side being more dominant over the other.

"Man, this game is so one-sided. We're gonna have to balance the sheets on this shit."

by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008

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Black Satin Sheets

Black satin sheets are generally found in the houses of fellas in an attempt to 'attract the ladies.' One may also find a leopard or cheetah print blanket, throw or curtains when finding black satin sheets. Ladies do NOT attempt to lay in the black satin sheets. If the fella also has matching boxers...run; matching STD may come with this guy to complete the package.

See also 'sex sheets'

Ex. 1) The guy had black satin sheets on his bed and a cheetah print throw.
Ex. 2) Michael's black satin sheets were not to be trusted.
Ex. 3) He returned to the room in black satin boxers, then once he pulled away the blanket on his bed it revealed matching black satin sheets. At this point, Jessica knew she was in trouble and ran for the door.

by The girl from the flats May 8, 2013


Squirt Sheets

Noun.

The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).

My dear son,

That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom

by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024


Chocolate sheet

When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread

person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue

person 1: But ill shit

person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!

by kyleisnotcoolatallstoptellingm June 3, 2022


Sheet cray

When a girl seems normal and shy at first, but is totally crazy in the sack.

That Lizzie is quiet as hell but she's seriously sheet cray, into DP and everything!

by JJOC August 1, 2017


Rap Sheet

A c.v., if you will, of one's criminal accomplishments

THIS dude had a rap sheet long as my arm. So I hired him to hit some licks.

by Elle2x March 2, 2019