shopped out

Spent all my money. My feet are sore. My nerves are shot from rude and jostling shoppers and clerks. I am shopped out

I like to spend money and buy stuff but when I'm done I'm shopped out and don't want to see another shopper or clerk lest I punch them in the throat.

vaccine shopping

the desire to only be vaccinated with a certain vaccine that one considers superior

I am a little skeptical about this whole vaccine thing, I will be waiting a bit, vaccine shopping if you will.

hobo shopping

The act of persuading a homeless person to purchase alcohol or something that requires one to be a certain age to buy. i.e. alcohol/cigarettes.

"Hey let's go hobo shopping for some booze"

shop vac

When a girl is that big of a slut, shes sucking dick like a shop vac. Or when you suspect a guy using a shop vac in order to fulfill his needs

Whoa, shes a shopvac.....or.....Hey shopvac, did it cut ur dick off last night?

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RAMPING SHOP

To have sex with a women, Or Intercourse. A Song was made by using this word.

"Ramping Shop" by Vybz Kartel ft Spice

THIS COCKY NO PLAY, COME OVER BABY AND COME IN MY "RAMPING SHOP "

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stealth shopping

when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.

An example of stealth shopping:

Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.

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future shop

A waste of time and money, A Pakistani hangout, See pakis

I have too much money! What do I do with it? Go to Future Shop!

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