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You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.
Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about”
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The act of rubbing deodorant all over oneself in place of taking an actual fucking shower.
1.) I woke up late for school, so I had to take a bohemian shower.
2.) I'm a filthy hippy, so I had to take a bohemian shower
3.) I live in Flint, Michigan, so I had to take a bohemian shower.
carrots that you eat in the shower because they taste yummier than your average carrots
"wow is that a carrot, I'm going to save that for my shower"
"wow, that shower carrot was yummier"
'I'm going to have my shower carrots now"
A friends with benefits you exclusively shower with , no sexual contact just a shower ...
I have a shower friend for Fridays
When ur friend smells rly bad and u don’t know how to tell them bc they’re sensitive so on their birthday u trick them into taking one bc u can’t stand to be around them any longer
“Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”
When you ejaculate all over a women.
"Yeah that hooker I took home smelled like shit so I gave her a protein shower"