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The art of hanging out and binge watching the Simpson's, best enjoyed with a fellow Simpson's enthusiast.
We were simpsoning all day today
When I see something perfect I think of billy simpson
Conrad has a massive nose he is also 6 foot nine and the type of boy known so shout “harreh my heads stuck open the sun roof “
Conrad Simpson - “ Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “
“Yeah it nearly poked me in the eye in PE “
Conrad is that one kid who’s nose is so long and fat
He’s also 9ft 7inch
“Harreh stop closing the sun roof I’m fucking stuck “
Conrad Simpson -“Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “
“ I know it poked me in the eye in pe”
A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.
Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library
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To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20
Rod: We can't leave till the pastor says to.
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning
The perfected way of cutting up white meat without any negative consequences
The Nicole Simpson Technique taught by OJ Simpson guarantees an opportunity to cut up a white woman and getting acquitted by the black jury. Money back guarantee