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the act of sleeping naked next to your best friend and he/she is also naked and you wake up in the morning and find her or him on top of u with the penis inserted into the pussy.
i woke up with my best friends dick in me and we dont know how it got there damn that sleep sex
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Something you accumulate whenever you don't sleep an adequate amount on a given night. In the ghetto they call it "slizzeep to da dizzebt".
If sleep debt was dollars, yo' mama would be a rich bitch.
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The state of and/or feeling of being incredibly groggy after long periods of sleep deprivation or too much sleep.
God, I am totally sleep fucked from last night's marathon dungeons and dragons session. OR
I slept through my whole weekend and now I am completely sleep fucked.
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The act of knocking someone unconscious by hitting them on the head with a heavy object when they least expect it.
Dude was bugging the crap out of me, so I took my 25 pound weight and gave him some surprise sleep.
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When you are accused of cheating on your spouse late at night or looking for bootycalls at 3am because you fell asleep without logging out of myspace.
Trina: Josh! you jerk, I seen you online at 3am, sent you a message and you didn't even respond!
Josh: Baby, I was myspace sleep
Trina: Liar, its over!
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The act of driving somewhere and not remembering any of the drive. Usually comes about if you are tired while operating a moterized vehicle.
Guy 1- Gotta go to sleep so I dont sleep drive tommorow
Guy 2- Sleep driving?
Guy 1- Yeah, you know, when you dont remember any of the drive once you arrive at your destination
Guy 2-Oh Yeah
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A hot chick who falls asleep or passes out drunk before having sex with you.
"I thought that chick was going to be a wild ride, but she turned into a sleeping booty."
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