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Commonly, after a male finishes urinating, he pulls the front half of his briefs back over his groin and goes about his daily routine.
A Turtle Snap occurs when the male loses grip on his underwear halfway up, causing the elastic to snap directly onto the genitals. Side effects may include severe pain in the testicles, depreciation of self-esteem stemming from the brief inability to use basic motor skills, and strange looks from anyone occupying neighboring stalls.
Over-exposure to Turtle Snapping is likely to result in a Schlonky Donk
Bryan: Hey Mike, why are you doubled over?
Mike: I was so relaxed after my urigasm that I turtle snapped myself.
Bryan: Cool story, bro.
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Touching or fingering the butthole, makes a sound like *SNAP*! Great excuse for touching a hot girls ass!
Boy: *Grabs girls ass*
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
Boy: It's OK, i'm just Butthole Snapping!
Girl: Oh, ok!
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snapped banjo is a mans snapped boner.
Oh look, Jhonny has a snapped banjo
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the term used by famous people (and normal people) to justify doing something really stupid that if they'd taken half a second to think about it they probably wouldn't have done it anyway. it's a cheap way of saying sorry for doing something dumb and not taking any slack for it.
the famous celebrity phone throwing incident that everyone knows about - headline of paper "how my brain snapped"
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You are going to town DOGGY STYLE on your female partner. In mid stroke, you pull your "member" out. Slide your middle finger in her BEARDED CLAM and your thumb inside her BROWN EYE. WHILE INSIDE HER HOLES, close the hand in the manor that you would during a SNAP. Snap and Pull out at the same time. This will cause your lower than low female counterpart to scream like an ANGRY BOHEMIAN.
Last night I was with "hooty hoo" and gave her a BOHEMIAN SNAP. She screamed in AGONY for 417 minutes.
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Expression present in the stupid Google Chrome error message, when the browser is unable to display the webpage.
Aw, Snap! Something went wrong while displaying this webpage. To continue, press Reload or go to another page.
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cool, fine, excellent, nifty, swell
She snap. That some snap que. Snap threads, girl.
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