-A man who puts his member into a sock, applies the Kung Fu action grip, and proceeds to tenaciously wankerbate
"You bought a Yanni CD? You, lad, are a pathetic sock rapist."
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a sock, usually knee high or similar, worn by an extremely tubby person, causing the the flesh to bulge over the top of the sock similar to breakfast muffin overflow.
Similar to a muffin top but occurring whenever sock constricts flesh and causes bulging overflow.
Rick: did you see that roller derby chick?
Dale: with the knee high socks..?
Rick: yeah, girl should rethink her sock choice...serious muffin sock! Gross!
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a sock removed from ones foot that is put under the water in a sink until moist, and then used to wipe ones ass.usualy in the woods or when there is no tp.
wife: john! what the hell i found this wet ass sock behind the toilet and it smells like shit!
husband: oh there was no tp left sorry i forgot to pick it up
wife: well i guess im just going to throw it away i guess you dont want to wear dirty socks and im not putting it in with the wash..
husband: no no ill wear it again
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if you liked this up, then you are a Cock sock you dumbass
A Cock sock is a person like you, Dumb and bored
A sock in which one excretes diarrhea into, allowing the feet to become warm when cold.
After shoveling snow, I had to put on my spicy socks to warm my feet up.
Little bits of sock that end up between your toes, in your bed, on your bedroom carpet and sometimes even extend onto the landing
Fuck sake more sock shit all over my carpet again
The point in which your "cum sock" is so stiff it shatters when dropped
I donkey punched my girl in the back of the head with my shatter sock