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Super Sonic Chronic Steal

When your homies aren’t looking and you sneak the bong at supper sonic speed and take a hit without them noticing.

Ya nigga sometimes when I can’t hang my homies lackin, I Super Sonic Chronic Steal the bong from them and take a hit whiteout then knowing.:)

by BongGod420 October 15, 2022


sonic Archie comics

Sonic the hedgehog comics that are now discontinued under the Archie licensing.

Most sonic fans view back fondly on it despite its many issues with its writing, characters and honestly everything about it.

Quite the strangest piece of official sonic ever. All thanks to Ken penders

“I loved the sonic Archie comics as a kid… read em again recently… I had forgotten the atrocities..”

by TheSwagsterr February 20, 2023


Sonic 2 sound test crash handler

Cringe YouTube video

Oh fuck I watched sonic 2 sound test crash handler damn

by Smm2lover29383837454363 August 2, 2023


Dirty Sonic

A Dirty Sonic is when you pretend to be a submarine captain while taking a piss on a bush yelling "for fuck's sakes, that's whoreable"

Did you hear the old guy yelling while taking a leak in the park? Yeah, he was dressed Iike a captain, I think he was trying to pull a Dirty Sonic.

by Ondine the Disco August 23, 2024


Sonic Boom Protests

The Sonic Boom Protests were a series of protests against how in Sonic Boom, Sonic had blue arms. Yes, really. The protests were done by Christian Weston Chandler, better known as Chris Chan. What he did was he went to GameStop and vandalized the Sonic Boom posters in order to make Sonic’s arms tan. When he was asked to stop, he said “Don’t call anybody!” and maced an employee. Because GameStop workers definitely programmed the games and made Sonic’s arms tan, Chris.

He also attempted to get people to boycott the game, thinking others were pissed about the arm color change. However, only weens joined him.

Ironically, Chris’ first drawing of Sonic had, you guessed it, blue arms.

What was the point of the Sonic Boom Protests? Lowkey Sonic looks better with blue arms.

by not a normal man December 19, 2024


Sonic Slurpee

When you go to sonic and your girl gives you head in the sonic stall

Yo bro I just got a sonic slurpee last night!

Have you ever given a sonic slurpee before?

by Bsuperllama January 19, 2022


Sonic Kart

A stupid game for dumb idiots, only played by the loneliest and most autistic mario kart rejects. Loved by sonic fans and furries alike.

Did you see Jim playing Sonic Kart the other day after we kicked his ass in Mario Kart? What a loser!

by Dr Face Doctor June 6, 2021