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a Spanish persons (or Spanish looking person) ass; a slang term for the ass of a Spanish looking person.
“Yo Jordan give me some Spanish mooncakes”
“You bet mike, hope you like em”
A slang term for a Spanish person’s ass.
“Yo that man’s got a big ass”
“Yeah his Spanish mooncakes are pretty big” I
Spanish Eric - Overview.
This is an alias for a tight arsed cunt with several properties in Spain. He will never holiday in these dwellings but will use them to take numerous solitary breaks.
Whilst taking a break he will constantly send photos (library) of everything he consumes, boring the shit out of his friends (worded very loosely)
Whilst sitting alone he pines for his UK friends, hoping that some will buy property near to one of his casa's, so that they can take photos of drinks and tapas together and go shopping for upside down pineapples.
Personality
He's a cunt.
Appearance
Spanish Eric
wears special order shorts that would turn dinghy back to Calais.
His choice of shorts are vulgar in appearance and one would think he wears them for a dare.
Perversions
Spanish Eric mostly enjoys singing opera to transvestites in the hope that once again he'll have a hard dick to play with.
Spending copious amounts of money (Sterling, and Euros) in titty bars when the trannies have retired is not usual.
Home life
When not stuck on the M62 Spanish Eric loves to spend time in his reading nook studying the history of Air fryers 2010-2024. He and his current wife Spanish Sarah have an ever growing collection of these heinous machines.
Seldom, in fact fucking never does he invited his friend to his UK residence.
Legend has it he keeps his parents locked in the attic and bleeds their pension money from them to spend on airport parking.
You can't wear those noncey shorts, you'll look like Spanish Eric
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A term coined by CBC Vancouver radio personalities to define any rain protection device left at home in the morning, and needed in the afternoon.
Once again, Lisa will be heading home without her Spanish raincoat.
I orgasmed so hard I passed out and when I woke up I was covered in Spanish cement
That thing when you eat pizza sauce, olives, and a party cheese ball out of an open ass.
This club has everything, more drinking than anyone can handle, a dangerous midget, and private rooms for Spanish Pizza.
The act of getting your ass whipped with a tortilla by your moms great aunts brother in law while your latino cousins watch.
Bro my moms great aunts brother in law gave me a Spanish Spanking earlier and my ass is sore, plus I have a tortilla shaped welt on my ass cheek.