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To have "Spanked the Monkey":
"Spanked the monkey much tonight Sam?"
"3, 4 times, yeah, this will be my 5th"
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a vigorous masturbation session, often involving liberal amounts of lubricants and battery operated devices.
Are you coming with us to the party, or are gonna stay home and have another spank festival?
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When a male, or transvestite *cough Caitlin jenner* decides to get a little wish in there pants and wants to take themselves to horn dog town, they beat their meat. And when someone beats they meat it is called spanking their monkey
Man I was on her insta and I just whipped it out and started spanking my monkey
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A person whos so high they they dont laugh, they clap/ or/ someone who get the clap after fucking someone they dont know.
she got the clap after fuckin that random at that party last night
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When you spank someone so hard they sneeze
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The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”
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Verb.
1. (in mmorpg, or a genral tactics) to send in a strong unit to attacka foe at the front( The Tank), while the rest of the players strike from behind (The Spank)
2. where a girl is on all fours, and you slide your dick into her mouth, and spank her ass hard while she sucks.
1. "In the Dead Mines"
Miniu: Yo desmonk, Tank and Spank time,go in there and Aggro that NPC me and the Others will stay back here and Support you
Desmonk: "Nods"
2. "yo girl ,how about you crawl over here for some tank 'n spank..."
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