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fear the spear

The sexiest of all men alive. If you are within 50 feet of Fear the Spear you will be burned alive. Looking at him without sunglasses will result in permanent blindness. The last person to have sex with him died because his penis was 17.5 inches.

Brianna: “Oh my god! That’s Fear the Spear! Look at how hot he is!!!”
Anthony: “Brianna no! You can’t look at him directly or you’ll go blind! And don’t get that close to him either!”
Brianna: “But look at that bulge...”
Anthony: “BRIANNA NOO!!!!!”

by Father Jake September 5, 2017


forum spearing

Akin to forum trolling, forum spearing is directed towards a single member of a forum, just as spearing fish targets a single fish. Also simply called "spearing", it usually occurs when a forum member is found to be easily offended, or lacks a sense of humor.

"This forum user is taking every post way too seriously, and the other members have started spearing him relentlessly."

"I love when people take me seriously on this forum. They become prime candidates for forum spearing."

by Slang mint May 1, 2009


Spear some Ham

Taking the least possible amount of effort to fool an idiot.

They wouldn't let me in without a badge, so I had to spear some ham by making a fake from an old cereal box, and it actually worked. -Reddit user SuperFLEB

by KristinaKrnkDat July 25, 2018


spear princess

A highly flamboyant term used to describe an individual that likes being penetrated by rock hard rods including a spear used to kill moby dick. This person can also be identified if their name happens to be Nick Lehto aka the original spear princess.

Bartender: “Hey man what can I get you?”

Spear princess: “Yeah any shot I could try that spear princess?”

Bartender: “Sus!”

by Aladeen21 May 22, 2023


spear princess

A highly flamboyant term used to describe an individual that likes being penetrated by rock hard rods including a spear used to kill moby dick. This person can also be identified if their name happens to be Nick Lehto aka the original spear princess.

Bartender: “Hey man what can I get you?”

Spear princess: “Yeah any shot I could try that spear princess?”

Bartender: “Sus!”

by Aladeen21 May 22, 2023


spear of tears

When you're taking a girl from behind (most preferably doggie style) and you pull out your dick, slather and lather with lube, and shove full force, full length, full throttle up the anal cavity.

Matt: i gave kim the spear of tears.
Joe: did she cry?
Matt: she teared.

by SpearOfFear May 23, 2016


Net-Spear

To look something up on the internet, To pluck a piece of information from the online ocean.

Johnny - Hey Alf, Who won the 1964 World Series Of Rooster Smashing?

Alf - I dont know, Let me Net-Spear it for you

by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011