An intensely cool book full of little cute bunnies that just don't want to live anymore. Written by Andy Riley. You have to pity this guy's Mom. These are terribly hilarious. You laugh and then feel bad about it. Very funny, though.
There was a rabbit who was mowing the lawn and set the mower on reverse...it was in the book of Bunny Suicides
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Assisted Suicide is part of the pro-choice political view. It allows the terminally ill to have the option of ending their life by being induced with a legal drug. Elderly that are NOT terminally ill but have some kind of disorder, etc, are considered for this option as well.
person 1: That man just found out he is going to die in 3 weeks.
person 2: Does he have the option of assisted suicide?
person 1: He asked, but they don't allow it here.
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Going on a trip to a location (usually in a different state) and coming back on the same day / within 24 hours.
(For someone living in southern california)
A: Want to go to vegas?
B: Suicide trip? Down.
The lineup for EDC day two was so sick, I did a last minute suicide trip.
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Some Fuckin' Muslim with a God Damn bomb who wants revenge against fuckin' christians because of the crusades
"That motherfucking suicide bomber blew up that god damn airport for somethin' that happened a thousand years ago!"
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When you Snapchat one your parents the n word, and wait around 1 minute. If unopened you can delete it but if opened you better pray you donβt get the shit beaten out of you.
βHey Jerome how was your nightβ
βNot good. I got my ass whooped after I Suicide Snapped my dadβ
The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag
Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?
Suicide tires are tires that are for certain miles per hour, and if you run too much over that limit, the tire separates.
Good thing i spared one of them suicide tires.