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When your nipples are hard for an impressively long time even though it’s during warm weather.
Damn bro how long have your nipples been erect for?
It’s been like 4 days, I’ve got some summer syndrome going on right now.
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When your straight friend who is a personal trainer gets fucked in the ass by a humongous black dude hiding in his closet and when he's done his butthole looks like a summer flower
Bro, the black guy in my closet wrecked me and now my shitter looks like a summer flower.
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a 'summer hit' is a music single played on the radio during the summer months,and then often becomes more of a annoyance because of extensive play, it is not uncommon that the artist playing the song is otherwise unknown and comes from some gay europian country.
the best example of this is without a doubt the Dragostea Din Tei song which later became a annoying internet phenomenon known as numa numa, needles to say, their influence can be so great that is almost considered evil
maybe its because of the crappy quality and the cheap beats that people find these songs so entertaining...
but please people: make the horror stop!!
girl)ive downloaded the new summer hit on my mp3 player, wanna hear it?
guy)*graps the mp3 player and throws it on the floor* NO!!
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Going to the beach with a shirt on and unable to get a tan.
I gotta get in shape! Don't want to have a Muslim summer.
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A group of girls that are different ages with some or most being underage.
A-"Look at all those summer girls!"
B-"What?"
A-"Summer 18, summer 16 and summer 12."
B-"Who gives a fuck how old they are, let's see which one will fuck us or take an alaskan horseshoe."
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The host of Nickelodeon's 90's-hit tv show "Double Dare", has quite the distinguished career under his pie-encrusted belt. He is now seen on the Food Network on the show "Good Eats".
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the hottest chick to ever excist. all the guys want her and most of the girls are jealous of her. her best friend is practicaly the hottest guy in school. she's smart, funny, nice, and the most beautiful girl to ever be created by two humans. her personality is awesome and she's always the life of the party. she doesnt use what she has to her advantage which makes her THAT much desirable. she doesnt act like a rich, snobby full of her self bitch, and her personality is like a rock star. whoever gets to marry summer bryant will be the luckiest man on earth. GOD, i luv french girls...
dude, whos that angel walking down the street?
oh, thats summer bryant.
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