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The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.
Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
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when you wake up in the morning with a massive boner and it prods your girlfriend in the nether regions.
Thelma got a sunrise surprise when she woke up next to her boyfriend.
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When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well
Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init
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When you place some of the leftover mung, from an earlier night's drunken activities in the cemetary, on to an unsuspecting target's food...such as a donut, sandwich, bagel w/ cream cheese, or pasta alfredo.
"Dude, when Rahul finds out there is mung in his curry he is going to flip out!"
"Thats why we don't tell him about his Mung Surprise."
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when a girl is surprised by a small chode...regardless of race
Tom showed Lucy his Asian surprise and then she left.
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When you are about to sit down on the toilet, but the shit shoots out before you can sit down.
Usually diarrhea.
Rarely the cause of clotes.
I was about to have a nice poop, but I had surprise shit so I couldn’t enjoy it.
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When you find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you push her down a staircase at a random time in hopes of giving her a free abortion.
Guy 1 : I just learned my girlfriend is pregnant! What do I do? I can't afford to have a kid!
Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!
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