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When eating Swedish fish causes your toenail to growth at a higher rate.
My girlfriend doesn’t believe I have Swedish fish toenail growth
To squeeze someone with a blanket and make him/her smell your armpit.
Jacob got an unpleasant Swedish Oven from 'you-know-who'.
Tea bagging performed so aggressively your eyebrows are lost in the process.
"Hey Matt, did Terry lose a bet or what?"
"Nah man. His girl just digs the Swedish Bandolier"
When a girl fucks 4 guys in a row at IKEA.
*dude did you guys see that blonde chick at IKEA?*
*we should have had a Swedish relay with her*
When you finger a female on her period until you get a bloody hand. Then take your bloody hand and cum on her face.
It was that time of the month, so I gave her a Swedish Candy Cane.
The "Swedish Super Swirly," is just like a normal swirly, except someone sticks their hand up their butt. After covering the hand with feces from the anus, the person than wipes it on someone's mouth and eyeballs. After this, the victim's head is put in a toilet full of urine. A person flushes the toilet as the person struggles to breathe with their head in urine water.
I heard Thomas gave that new kid, Jack, a Swedish Super Swirly while in the school bathroom.
The "Swedish Super Swirly," is just like a normal swirly, except someone stick their hand up their butt. After covering the hand with feces from the anus, the person than wipes it on someone's mouth and eyeballs. After this, the victim's head is put in a toilet full of urine. A person flushes the toilet as the person struggles to breathe with their head in urine water.
I heard Thomas gave that new kid, Jack, a Swedish Super Swirly while in the school bathroom.