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It s an alternative word for down syndrome
im so sad my kid has yasuo syndrome
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A psychological disorder that causes you to ship everything and everyone gay or not. Even if the people or things have never met or have no romantic interests or vibes.
Person 1: On my gosh I have to ship John and Adam they are so cute!
Person 2: But they never met and even if they did their personalities are totally. Opposite.
Person 1: I don't care I also ship Patricia and Samantha.
Person 2: Ugh what's wrong with you? Do you have Owlhouse Syndrome or something?
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A disease causing one to explode into random and violent declarations of love. The affected person is unable to control said outburst and it usually moved to tears. Other symptoms include: hysterical laughter, excessive drinking, depression, nausea, and identity crises.
That girl is bleeding love from her eyes, she must have Doina Syndrome.
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A disease affecting the brain of adolescent females, particularly the frontal and occipital lobes. Symptoms include lost sense of reality, hallucinations of Edward Cullen, belief that vampires are real, and general idiocy.
If a person is suspected of having Twilight Syndrome, they should immediately be quarantined and made to read the Harry Potter series for 250 hours straight in a silent, white room with no food. With luck, the victim will either come to their senses and remember how to be a real human being, or they will die.
Julie: All of my friends say that Twilight is better than Harry Potter! I fear for their minds.
Amy: Oh no! They must have Twilight Syndrome, alert the government!
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yamato syndrome. YS. anti-kaizen
A condition or symptoms where a new transformable toy, when carefully taken out of its box, gently transformed / posed / played with, INEVITABLY break due to poorly planned manufacturing - primary reason for failure is often due to dumbass, retarded personnel behind the manufacturing job.
Breakage prone areas on transformable toys (usually crucial moving, stress bearing areas) are OFTEN purposely made with subpar materials, manufactured thoughtlessly, leading to the toy's eventual damage, out of order, kaputting... etc.
Origins of Yamato Syndrome - Since the start of the human culture. Back in the day, the syndrome had MANY names - usually known to many as cuss words. Yamato Syndrome is the modern day, child-safe, politically correct name as it's previous names were too volatile for many civic-minded people.
The modern name Yamato Syndrome is birthed by the negative culture of toy-making company by the same first name; Yamato. Lacking experience but insanely passionate to proof something, they ventured into making subpar (but beautiful) transforming toys for Macross fans. The year was 1999.
Fast forward to 2007, worshipped by manutards the world over, Yamato are still making subpar (but beautiful) transforming toys for Macross fans. And thriving! They have proven to the world that stupidity, laziness, lies, dishonor and zero quality can too bring success. But we know they were all yamatoed.
With such consistency and discipline, Yamato's principle of Yamato Syndrome is today elevated to be the EXACT opposite of Kaizen - Japanese for continuous and incremental improvement, a business philosophy about working practices and efficiency; improvement in productivity or performance. Praticed by Yamofos that failed at Kaizen, any Yamofo can do it. All it took was more stupidity, laziness, lies, dishonor and zero quality.
"The great thing about this toy is no yamato syndrome. That alone makes it a must buy."
"I don't care if YF19 has YS nose!!! It's beautiful and I must have it!!!
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The combination of complexes and dogmatic teachings that create a pathetic personality process that makes the person feel they are 'Jesus like' in the way the world should view them and as they view themselves.
My roomate seems to have fallen into a Jesus syndrome. He feels the need to try to cure the world's ill, right the wrongs that people do unto others while rarely seeing his own passive-egotistic, funky-underwear-on-the floor faults that need corrected.
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The disease of being so good looking and charming, Much like George Clooney that women actually assume you are only out to have sex with them. Thus, limiting the number of women you actually get to have sex with.
Sufferers of Clooney Syndrome include:
George Clooney
Matt Lauer
Winston Spivey
Johnny Depp
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