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1): (noun) A series of events that ultimately makes a person's situation better or worse, depending on who it is; any and every extreme situation. ex: an unpleasant surprise, or really good news.
2(To be highly intoxicated. Most especially used to describe a state in which someone reaches after smoking Marijuana. ex: the next level after stoned.
1("oh wow, he just got that new Head Tap G80, he's riding in style")
1(continued) "oh damn bro da bank just head tapped me with a $50 fee for a late payment")
1( continued) "damn, look at his brains on the wall... why did he Head Tap him like that?")
2("Yo don't even roll up again my nigga I'm already head tapped!""That's a Fact, tapped up")
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The art of smacking someone in the testicles.
If you don't shut up, you're going to get squirrel tapped!
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when a small beener by the name of Damian Solono jumps, touches the roof and says "Ceiling Tap!"
That ceiling tap was good bro, just work on your form.
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when a man hits another man in the penis and/or testicles with a quick flick of the hand and wrist.
Jameson: You stole my chair!
Kevin: Fuck off.
Jameson: Feel the wrath of the dodi tap!
Kevin: Oh god, my unborn children!
Jameson: Walk it off bastardo.
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To begin to defecate while still fully clothed, but holding it in enough so that the shit is not ejected, thereby causing the end of the shit to tap your cotton underwear.
Similar to "Dot Cotton"
"Man I gotta find a bathroom fast. I'm already tapping cotton"
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when a guy has a girl on call to fuck whenever he pleases.
jim: yo are u goin out wit gina?
me: nah i just fuck her. i got her titty on tap.
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The act of slapping one's erect penis on an eager, wet vagina before sinking it.
I tried to tap the plate before playing hide the salami with your mom, but her puss was so sloppy that it splashed us both.
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