Pimp Tax

1. The money or revenue that a hoe owes to his/her respective pimp.
2. (This happens most often with women) A person who "taxes" their friend(s)/stalker(s)/lover(s) for hanging out with them/being seen with them. This usually happens when one person likes the other but the feelings aren't mutual. Thus, the person who is being pursued uses the other person to his/her advantage; most likely collecting money or gifts from them.

(A true pimp never files his/her own pimp taxes.)

Pimp ABC: "I did a pimp stroll over to the hoe that owed me some chedda. She was holdin' back so I pimp-punched the bitch and collected my pimp tax."

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Tax Dodger

A term used to describe a student by someone who was too stupid to do well at school.

Greg: "So what do you do then?"

Simon: "I'm at University"

Greg: "Yeah? Bloody tax dodger."

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Asshole Tax

A tax that is charged to a "friend" who is an asshole for one reason or another (such as cock blocking, never having money for bills, is literally an ass to you, or other such reason that will piss the Taxer off) or for debts owed. Asshole tax does not have to be of monetary value but needs only to be something that is worth something to you or the asshole.

For instance, you may take an ex-roomates computer as asshole tax since that asshole never paid bills, ate all the food, and banged your girlfriend.

If the taxee wishes to get the taxed item back, i.e. he wants his computer back, he may trade the taxer something of equal or greater value(value being worth something to you e.g. you don't need his computer, but you do need an iPod. You trade his iPod for his computer. The computer being worth more money, but the iPod being worth more to you.)

Be warned that severe assholes may try to recover taxed property through legal means, but don't worry, the law is on your side because everyone hates asshole.

Example 1
Tom: "Dude isn't that Steve's computer?"
Bob: "Yeah, but I consider it asshole tax"

Example 2
Steve: "Dude isn't that my computer?"
Bob: "Yeah, but I consider it asshole tax"
Steve: "Snap... I'll trade you my iPod for it."
Bob: "I could use an iPod... Deal."

Example 3
Steve: "Hey Bob, you going to the store?"
Bob: "Yeah"
Steve: "Here is a twenty... get me a drink and a pack of smokes."
*20 minutes later*
Bob: "Here is your drink and smokes."
Steve: "What about my change?"
Bob: "Asshole tax."
Steve: "Snap."

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tax cut

Something George Bush RIGHTFULLY disallowed in favour of attacking Iraq, which was the right thing to do.

" Those bums complaining about the war would shut up if I gave them a tax cut "

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Mac Tax

Defined as the difference you would pay for a Macintosh computer minus a windows-based computer for near the same specifications (usually around 300 to 200 dollars). Many people say this is purely for the brand name, but is in fact justified by more reasons than just the brand name and operating system.
NON-TECH PEOPLE MAY STOP HERE

The Mac Tax is justified by the extra amount of useful programs you get on a Mac compared to just an updater, windows media, and movie maker. These Mac apps are full programs, and not trials which sets it's value higher than a windows software library.

The Mac Tax is also justified by the basing of the Unix code, which windows does not fully abide by. This Unix code prevents viruses and programs from activating without your permission, and also allows for cleaner coding packages for the Mac Operating System.

Lastly, this tax is justified by the higher standard of specifications. For example, windows based computers come with 1mb of RAM standard, and 2mb max at most retailors and online stores, whereas Macintosh computers come with 2Mb of RAM standard and 4mb max. Many PC fanboys forget to do this research for themselves.

Mac: Hello I just got my new Macbook for $999

PC: Dude, you paid way to big a Mac Tax. I got my dell for 300 dollars, and it has a gigabyte of ram and 160GB of harddrive space, and came with windows Movie maker. Of course I had to pay extra for Microsoft Word and install it myself, but it was okay.

Mac: Well, My computer has 2mb of RAM and 320GB of hardware space, came with iTunes, iPhoto, iCal, iChat, photobooth, iWork, and a lot of other applications. And I didn't have to install them.

PC: what is iPhoto? And I thought iTunes has to be downloaded.

Mac: Not on a Macintosh. It just comes with everything I need.

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Cat Tax

A random cat picture sent through a cyber message system. An action that resembles a car's random behavior. Sometimes used as an ice breaker.

I could not think of a reason to initiate a conversation with person A, so i sent him/her a Cat Tax.

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cat tax

A small debt incurred between friends which can not be precisely determined.

Can I give you a few bucks as cat tax for always using your shower?

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