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John Fonda

A unique, energetic band consitsting of 5 talented members with influences ranging from metal, hardcore, jazz, progressive, etc. Based out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the quintet released there E.P. entitled "Epigrammatic" in March of 2009 through Ihava Studios. Their increasing populatrity has done them well as they are discussing deals with established labels and distrobution companies.

www.myspace.com/johnfonda

"We really enjoy John Fonda over here at the station"
-Tommy Conwell, 94WYSP

by J. Andrews-New York Journalist May 25, 2009

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John Key

The attempted act of joining into a three-way handshake, Usually resulting in embarrassment and rejection by the dominant handshaker.

(Also knowed as the finger flaping dance.)

"Bro that was awkward you just John Keyed me"

"did you see that guy John Key Richie Mccaw, how embarrassing "

by gotaproblem? October 26, 2011

90๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Hughes

(February 18, 1950 โ€“ August 6, 2009, R.I.P.)
A famous American producer, writer, and film director. He scripted some of the most famous movies of the '80s and '90s, including Ferris Bueller's Day Off, National Lampoon's Vacation, Home Alone (1,2, & 3), 101 Dalmatians, Uncle Buck, Weird Science, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, and many more.

in other words.. a genius.

"I grew up in a neighborhood that was mostly girls and old people. There weren't any boys my age, so I spent a lot of time by myself, imagining things. And every time we would get established somewhere, we would move. Life just started to get good in seventh grade, and then we moved to Chicago. I ended up in a really big high school, and I didn't know anybody. But then The Beatles came along (and) changed my whole life. And then Bob Dylan's Bringing It All Back Home came out and really changed me. Thursday I was one person, and Friday I was another. My heroes were Dylan, John Lennon and Picasso, because they each moved their particular medium forward, and when they got to the point where they were comfortable, they always moved on. I liked them at a time when I was in a pretty conventional high school, where the measure of your popularity was athletic ability. And I'm not athletic - I've always hated team sports.

You've never heard of John Hughes, and you were born in the '90s? .. Are you kidding me?

by Person (: August 24, 2010

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John Goodman

Easily the most under-rated actor of the century. A mountain of a man with a body of work matching the size and greatness of his real body. Commonly used and adored by the Coen brothers in films, he plays a large variety of roles and has a special gift to make violent scenes entertaining.

John Goodman Walter Sobchak The Big Lebowski The Coen Brothers

by Blindoneseetruth January 26, 2010

73๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


john dolmayan

John Dolmayan is the drummer for the band System of a Down. As a drummer, he is noted for his high-hat to snare combo. He has recorded 4 albums with the group, with HYPNOTIZE, the band's other half of their double album, MEZMERIZE/HYPNOTIZE, to follow late September, 2005. In my own opinion, when I listen to his drumming, I feel like I'm hearing 2 drummers instead of only one. As other critics have said, he has a "schizophrenic" style of drumming. Serj Tankian, lead singer for System of a Down, has been noted for saying that he is always trying to make John crack a smile on stage. He tries to keep a straight face and not get put off beat. By keeping a straight face and wearing a black suit, he is said to resemble a member of the Russian Mafia. All in all, all drummers should aspire to one day have the skill of this man.

"So John, describe you happiness with the group's success with your new album in 1 word, what would you say?"


"..............pwns."

by ChristJebus August 9, 2005

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John Xina

John Cena's Chinese clone developed by the CCP to best Cena in the ring of honor. Consumes several gallons of Lao Gan Ma before battle to harden himself against pig American cheeseburger ideology. Has never told a lie or blinked on camera. If he catches you with a bottle of his Lao Gan Ma sauce he WILL kill you without hesitation.

Bro put the Lao Gan Ma down, John Xina is about to break the sound barrier!

by dickmichigan September 15, 2021

66๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Belushi

Great comedian from the original SNL cast.

A Man who would have smashed all of these emo-wussies guitars and then handed what was left back to them,shrugged his shoulders and said:"sorry".

Animal House woo-ooh
Animal House woo-ooh

by lick me bumhole September 28, 2004

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