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A place rubbish or unwanted students are admitted into. A degree programme where only the only the numbers in your bank account matters or where's there's so little competition that even your 7yo nephew can get in
Sigh, my rank points for A-levels is only 67. Looks like i can only apply for dumping ground degrees like NUS EEE!
False advertising and lying to your fans
Turn 10: Forza Motorsport is built from the ground up for this generation.
Players: Okay, then why did you use the same 2005 Nissan S15 model from Forza Motorsport 1?
Turn 10: Well everything is built from the ground up though.
Players: Well if it's built from the ground up, why does the game look worse than Forza Motorsport 7?
Turn 10: *Leaves*
A kiss that you give someone on the floor
Oi Moony! Your husband wants a Ground Smooch!
Type of gasoline that runs from an overflowing tank when one doesn’t realize it’s full, or the pump doesn’t automatically shut off.
*Pointing at a pool of gas developing under a car*
“How much ground gas do you want to pay for?”
A pig made from ground sausage.
Puny Customer: Aww look! A pig made from ground sausage.
Aaron, the Mighty Meat Slayer: I am the creator of the ground sausage pig. It is most triumphant. Now be gone from my presence or I shall smite thee with my pork sword!!
A sexual act where "Partner A" uses a taser on "Partner B" at the beginning of orgasm, sending electricity through both partners via their genital connection.
Police: mam, why did you taser yourself during the assault?
Woman: I didn't mean to, but when I used the taser on him I accidentally gave myself The Grounding Rod.
A term used instead of the word shovel because it’s 1 am and your brain isn’t working properly
person 1: my dad has this old rusty ground spoon in his workshop
person 2: what the fuck is a ground spoon