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A rare, but real case where two (or more) male panda bears forsake their dwindling numbers and have anal sex with each other. The reason this is so rare is because the population is so low that rarely would two male pandas get put in captivity together so anyone could actually watch them.
Hey, you see that gay panda? He is gonna get that other panda to do him up the panda butt.
eww, no wonder them fags are an endangered species.
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An innocent, peaceful, and loving animal found roaming happily in captivity in China. Or a dude that pops a chubby for his sister.
Daddy, can I play with the friendly panda, can I?
Dude, you're sister is so hot! If I were you, I'd totally be a friendly panda!
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Noun: a raccoon or any animal that rummages through trash cans (possums and such)
Adjective: a person who is very annoying
Noun: “look at that trash panda! It’s kinda cute”
Adj: “you’re acting like a trash panda”
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The saddest of all animals is the panda. He has no friends, no family, and no future. Therefore, a sad panda is the saddest of the sad. This term is used as an adjective or exclamation to describe moments of sadness beyond sadness but the utter depths of existential angst and isolation.
Sister: "My dog just got hit by a car..."
Brother: "That's so sad panda."
Friend: "I just failed my Geometry final and I studied so hard, too."
You: "Sad panda..."
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The metaphorical key one individual is holding within a group.
Whoever is holding this key has been the last one to ruin his/her, what seemed to be, 100% chance of getting laid.
Named after pandas because pandas never f*ck.
(The morning after a party)
1: Oh man, I hate myself
2: Why, what's happened?
1: You know that chick last night? The one who was flirting with me all night? When she told me she was leaving and going home all by herself, you know what I said to her? "Goodbye".
2: Hahaha, you, my friend, have just been given the panda key.
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This is when you are mouth fucking someone when their head is upside down (they are on their back with their head hanging off the bed) you fuck so hard that your balls hit their eyes and give them black eyes like a panda. Before you cum you pull out and slap you cock across their face while you cum, painting their face white.
Two nights ago I hooked up with this person that was really into slapping the panda.
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Short, round, and fat looking female who sun tan brings out the abnormal amount of blond peach fuzz covering her extend belly. Like most pandas found in the wild, they are smilingly cuddly, yet rear and highly dumb. Even though their diet is high in healthy leafy greens they are still morbidly suffering from edema in the truck region.
The region in the world most likely able to sight the fat panda is in Scandinavia, Norway, Oslo, BI. Coloring is odd, dark leather skin and blond hair of the head or torso. Rejects male company in its lair. highly emotional and lacking is street smarts. likelihood of living a miserable life is high...
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