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A total boss with the best afro a mexican can get. Plays soccer and golf but wants to play football. Very muscular but not too too big. Has a bomb barely younger than him cousin, who looks up to him like an older brother. Overall he is the best of the best and a total beast at sports.
"Whoa is that a Aaron Jimenez"
"It must be because he is a boss"
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Possibly the most elite human alive. He is over 9000.
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He’s a little ass bitch.
Very short.
Aaron, oh that little ass bitch?
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Aaron is a class A manipulative person. His insecurities are shown through his emotional and physical abuse towards women. He will build women up and tare them down to make himself feel better. He is jobless, carless, and schmoozes off anyone who has money. He also stalks ex girlfriends.
Girl: hey, is that Aaron?
Friend: Oh, you mean the guy that's been stalking you?
Girl: yeah, he prolly just needs more money. Not today Aaron! Get a job!
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Some guy who is short, strange and ugly has no friends apart from his 8 year old sister and is rejected by everyone
Person 1: Omg look at that creep.
Person 2: Yeah he’s such an Aaron.
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A loser who spent 4 years at the wrong institution and got a shitty degree. People named Aaron tend to love dirty animals like dogs. They are usually douche-bags who watch TV all day long and jack off to pictures of Donald Trump. An Aaron is good at sports and has all the slutty girls on campus. If you fuck an Aaron, you fuck an all star baby
look he is ballin like Aaron, all the hoes want a ride in his bedroom
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The most awesome person that the world could ever possibly hold. Usually found in an awesome location making people around him appear more awesome-er than they actually are, similar to a car mirror makeing object appear closer than they are.
WOW, that guy is an Aaron McKay
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