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A store in Canada that sells anything from car parts, to Christmas Trees, to lawnmowers, to coffee makers. The only thing Canadian Tire doesn't sell is furniture and food.
Most of their tools are either Mastercraft, Black & Decker or Skil brand tools.
I'm off to Canadian Tire to get a new socket set. Man the drill looks like it's a great buy...I think I'll get myself a new electric drill.
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1) SLANG n.: an unlocked lock.
1) The burglar was able to walk in the home with ease, for the door had a Canadian Lock
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A game in which the main goal is to forcefully swing your foot into any part of the Canadian to cause as much pain as possible.
Requires a Canadian.
It's time to play kick the Canadian!
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So what you wanna do is get maple syrup rub in your dick the and then get someone to blow ya.
Hey honey, how much for the Canadian Milkshake?
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A Canadian man's tubesteak. Often touted by over-zealous Canadians as being the roto-rooter of the soul.
She knows she wants to go tubin... With the Canadian Tubesteak....
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The act of attempting to prevent pregnancy by repeatedly hitting yourself in the crotch with a broken hockey stick. Usually done out of pure boredome.
"Dude my hockey stick broke. What else is there to do?"
"We could play some Canadian Baseball."
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Canadian History is a sex act so deplorable that it can not be mentioned on T.V. But thanks to the glory of the Internet I can explain it to you here. It was created by two mounties on a frigid December night. They were water boarding a moonshiner in a log cabin trying to get him to confess the location of his distillery. Hours went by and they were getting no where. So they had to think fast. The only supplies they had left in the cabin were an extremely large set of moose antlers a jug of maple syrup and oddly enough the Stanly cup. Quick on there feet they covered the mans member in maple syrup and began violently jerking him off. Right as the man was about to peak sexually they simultaneously smashed his genitals with the Stanley cup and rammed the moose antlers up his ass using the remainder of the maple syrup as lube. The force was so great that the mans prostate exploded so violently that he confessed the distillery's exact location before he even knew what he had done.
Canadian History, cause water boarding is for pussies.
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