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Basically, a donkey lip is one vagina lip that is larger than the other, usually due to an ass-load of sex from one side.
Joe pulled down the girl's pants only to reveal the huge, beat-up donkey lip waiting for him.
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1. This is an example of an expression that has altered its spelling over time. "Not for donkey's ears" means not for a very long time and refers to the length of a donkey's ears. However, they gradually stretched from the "donkey" and turned "ears" into "years". The meaning of the expression is the same, if it does make rather less sense than the original.
2. Because donkeys tend to plod along slowly, they take a long time to complete a task or journey. Therefore, a donkey year takes a long time to elapse.
I haven't heard that one for donkey's ears.
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Donkey shows usually take place in TJ. It is when a donkey's penis penetrates a (sometimes kidnapped) women.
My friend went to a Donkey show and he said that the girl looked as if she was about 17. She looked as if she had been drugged, cuz she looked out of it. Another person I knew had a sister that was kidnapped and sold to the guys who hold these donkey shows. Their dad used to drive around in TJ's underground shows until he found his daughter.
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one who acts in a twat-like manner, the adjective donkey is placed before to add the effect of a nasty yet funny twat, this can be used as a joke or to degrade a person
That bitch Hannah is such a damn DONKEY TWAT!
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To thrust one's penis into a lady friends face. Similar to a donkey slap.
"I donkey stomped that bitch last night and gave her a black eye"
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A fat lady that hangs around by herself in clubs and bars looking for a dude thats drunk enough to hit her up...usually ugly, old, fat, disgusting, and incredibly socially inept!
Man, check out that big group of swamp donkeys! There isnt enough beer in this whole bar to make me want that!
Dude, I dare you to go pretend your drunk and show them your no-no spot!
Then see if you can get them to buy me a drink!
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When a girl gets on top during sex and it slips in her ass
Did you hear about Stacy? I have that bitch a donkey ride
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