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The act of flaggelating while leaping in the air.
Man, did you see Will fart jump in Chris' face this morning during our run?
The flatulent expulsion of trapped air from the vagina after penile withdrawal.
"When I pulled out, she actually let a cunt fart rip. It was hard not to laugh, but I managed."
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A huge muffler tip stuck onto a tiny little engine. Results in a "farting" noise and makes the car sound like an angry weed-wacker.
I hope that guy with the fart cannon reailizes his car sounds like it has asthma.
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A gastrointestinal condition in humans or animals that has an onset in symptoms usually 30 minutes - 1 hour after consuming. Symptoms are usually worse in animals. These symptoms for humans contain but aren't limited to: Excessive bloating, extremely foul smelling gas, gargle sounds in the small intestines, frequent gas build up, gas air temp noticeably higher and many others. These gas episodes are to not be taken lightly and one should not release these indoors by any means. If you or someone you know finds themselves even remotely close to a tuna fart, please remove yourself to fresh air immediately. If caught inside, oxygen might be needed to counteract the severity of the gas and/or bring back an asphyxiated individual.
"Holy shit that guy is rolling around like he got kicked in the face with a steel toe boot!"... "Naw, he probably just smelled a tuna fart."
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An old man, an old fellow(considered offensive to the elderly)
Why does the old fart keep on talking so much?
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Emilia Fart is the most iconic queen in existence...
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