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An egg on a frying pan.
Greg: (Says something only Greg would say)
Slack: smh...This is where Greg gets fried..."Greg"
Greg is the father of all. He loves boats, but he loves his children the most.
He is also the most handsome guy to ever exist. He also has the strength and looks of Captain America.
If asked to do a dive roll, will complete one 90% of the time.
If the word "boat" is said, he will look around to see if there is one near.
Person 1: "Woah! That guy is so handsome, honest, and is an absolute DAD!"
Person 2: "Yeah he is a total Greg!"
Greg is the kind of person that you fall in love with, who drives you crazy all the time, as soon as he opens his mouth to say something. (Btw the most sexy guy you will ever know).
Greg is going to Argentina to visit me 😍 I LOVE YOU HOEBAG!
For use when someone calls for you and you do not want to talk to them.
Use Greg even if that is not the name of the person they are looking for. It adds to the effect.
"Hi may I speak to (insert name here)?"
"We ain't got no Greg" (hang-up)
For use when someone calls that you dont want to talk to.
Must also be used when they are asking for someone that is not named Greg.
It will drive them crazy for sure.
**ring**
"Jello?"
Telemarketer: "Hi! May I speak with (Name) please?"
"Uh, guhl we ain't got no Greg!"
**Hang Up**
Laugh ass off..... cause you know it's funny.
#weaintgotnogreg
Greg is a son of a bitch and a crackhead who calls kids fat ass and drinks brisks
Greg you crack head