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Remarkably unattractive creature (typically used in a derogatory manner to describe a woman).
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Pygmy hog (Porcula salvania) is an endangered species of small wild pig, previously spread across India, Nepal, and Bhutan but now only found in Assam. The current world population is about 150 individuals or fewer. Recent conservation measures have improved the prospects of survival in the wild of this critically endangered species.
My friends promised they would set me up with a hotty, but she turned out to be a total pygmy hog.
A group of rowdy fun loving men. We eat hog daily. Join the clan to cum instantly
I am in the hog clan
please join
A mom that resembles that of a hog who is very ugly.
Guy 1: Do you have a Hog Mom?
Guy 2: Yeah but what can you do I didn't choose my mom.
When u place a fat chick in a state of dibs between boys
Me and my buddy were cruising the strip but couldn't find a proper female but seen a cute chubby girl and I told him I'm putting a hog collar on that one. Which placed her in a state of dibs
Scraping the Hog When an uncut man allows for the buildup of smegma in order to "scrape" it off his "hog" every month or so.
When making Smeg McMuffins, McDonald's will start by Scraping The Hog of several homeless men in their in-house basement collection area.
A greased up altar boy who is let loose in the empty pews in between Catholic masses, and is then chased by a sporty priest, not unlike a fox hunt. In some instances the Pew Hog may be fitted with incense smoke signals, or a tall crucifix similar to a flag fitted to a dune buggy for easier tracking. The Pew Hog may utilize any portion of the empty chapel and altar to evade the yearning hands of the priest, but the baptismal bath is off limits. A Pew Hog can be used anytime they are available, but are typically reserved for important Catholic holidays (i.e. Christmas or Easter) to get the priest jazzed up. Utilizing a Pew Hog around the holidays also decreases the chances of the Hog's parents giving a shit.
Father O'Kelley, your new Pew Hog is greased and ready to squeal.
Hands or other body parts used to fix a situation
I think my wrists have carpal tunnel from using my hog crancker
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