Random
Source Code
Random
A disgusting, sub-human being of caucasian (white) ethnicity that thinks and acts as though they are of black ethnicity, also will act thuggish. and acts tough to try in an attempt to boost their social status. Many times they have a personality complex and dress and act in this manner in order to cover up their problem.
Hey Jacklyn Reilly look at Conor Murphy the sub-human being
"You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"
While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.
Guy 1: I’ll be online tonight
Guy 2: No you won’t, you’re such an Esteban Murphy
Mollie one of my closest friend.Shes very funny nice and kind.Mollie is the kind of person that even if its the end of the world she would still be laughing.Even though she doesn’t obey much she always means good. :) I love her.
Cole:I dont like Mollie Damn Murphy.
Me:u have No taste do u?
Kids a bitch and sucks at track
Have u seen this max Murphy? Ya. Kid must be stupid and bad at track
when something that should go wrong does not go wrong
literally the opposite of Murphy's law
it was by murphy's grace that our whole family didn't perish in that midnight fire while we were all asleep
I fell off a mountain but was saved by murphy's grace
The cheesiest (and I mean THE FREAKIN CHEESIEST) but also the sweetest boyfriend a girl could ask for.
Rando: Hey, what are you and Aidan Michael Murphy.
Girl (or hector): Oh ya, we are dating, I am so lucky to have Aidan Michael Murphy.
Rando: Damn I really want a Aidan Michael Murphy