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Santa clausing is the task of running over to some far away and do something to them.
Yeah I went over there and santa Claus fucked her
That guy just came over here and santa clause punched me
Santa clausing is the best way to fuck
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Sex position where both people are upside down in a small space (like a chimney) usually with at least one person wearing a Santa suit
We were rudely interrupted from doing the reverse Santa when Sarah open the closet door.
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When the male partner decorates his member with christmas ornaments such as tinsel or Christmas lights. (Does not work with jewish Holidays).
Johnny gave me a Secret Santa last night. It took me three hours to get all the semen off the tinsel.
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That's where you take a dump in a box, wrap it and put it under the tree. The best way to accomplish this to attend a Christmas party, bring a real gift and let every body know that it is yours so they will associate you with that gift. Then slip the Brown Santa under the tree without anybody watching.
This can be done at any party or celebration such as a birthday party or wedding, and with any inappropriate gift: vibrators, gay porn, roadkill and cremated remains.
You should have see the boss' face when he opened a Brown Santa.
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Pulling out of your male partners ass then ejaculating on their face. You would then use the semen to draw a mustache and beard (white like Santa Claus).
Damn rick, your ass is so tight. Now be a good little elf and let me Santa Claus you'
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An extremely Liberal individual. A Santa Clause follows unrealistic economic and social principles and hates religion.
Santa Clauses often drive a hatchback and reward naughty children under the tree.
God is a Republican and Santa Clause is a Democrat.
That limp-wristed, pot-smoking, daisy-picking Liberal is such a SANTA CLAUSE.
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when a woman puts her fingers between her legs and makes a guy sit on her lap.
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