The sexiest man to ever walk the swamp and no one can tell me otherwise
Shrek is so groovy
Our ogre king daddy
Shrek is the most beautiful thing to exist. He is king daddy a title only awarded to Shrek. Go watch Shrek it will change your life for the better, like me I’m wearing a Shrek shirt.
You: who is Shrek?
Me: Shrek is king daddy the best ogre ever.
A sexy green man with a sexy green penis that penetrates its victims filling them with onion cum.
timmy: shrek got me last night...
billy: fuck i think im next