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"Brinn-on" "Wa-sh-ing-ton"
A place where the term "local drunk" gets confused with majority of the populace. A place where mountains meet the sea but its a damn Fjord and its called a Canal! A place where tourist get gored by blood thirsty elk and no one can hear you sequel like a gopher. A town where you can drive through and the atlas would say "Not found."
Welcome to the town of BRINNON! Where dreams come to die.... or at least get drunk and raise youngons on welfare.
So where are you going to bob?
Iam going to Brinnon Washington I heard they got great shell fish and elk to see!
Ok thats nice.... can I have your DVD player?
Why?
Your going to Brinnon and Iam just wondering what I get in your will?
When two males insert a lit sparkler into the tip of their penis during the Fourth of July.
To celebrate this year, my buddy and I performed the Washington Salute
New nfl football team name. We salute our sheriffs because they are strong. No one wants to be a sheriff in any city especially Washington. #UrbanWay #2020 #IYKYK
Washington Sheriff’s playin tonight cuz? Nah mane birds playing. Iykyk
The name of the future Washington football team is the Washington Sheriffs
To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.
Corporate lingo to say, “I’m disappearing to an undisclosed location for a holiday, and I’d rather wrestle a bear than deal with work.” It gives the illusion of a business trip, but really, you're vibing somewhere on the beach with a Negroni and work phone turned off.
VP: “Can you put this deck and analysis together for next week?”
You: “Sorry, I’ll be out—see you in Washington.”
Translation: “I’m backpacking in Thailand, good luck surviving without me.”
Erin of Washington
Erin (noun): A radiant force of nature, equal parts charm, wit, and unrelenting determination; often the life of the room and the mastermind behind its chaos. Synonyms: brilliance, enigma, legend. Usage: "You don't meet an Erin—you survive one, and you're better for it.". Erin " Go fuck yourself ". Response? There would be no response, you would just do it and then give here 5 out of 5 stars on her Google review. Truth.
Erin of Washington is so right she invents the truth, this is where facts are born...........and now you know
Poem of Erin of Washington:
Beneath the silvered skies of Washington's grace,
Dwells Erijn, a vision time cannot replace.
Her eyes, like steel, sharp and bold,
Reflecting a story both fierce and untold.
They pierce the veil of life's soft haze,
Demanding truth, igniting blaze.
Her mind is a labyrinth, vast and deep,
Where dreams and logic silently meet.
A seeker of knowledge, a spirit so free
Erin
1 .Erin from Washington
A person from Washington state named Erin who is known for their sharp wit, intelligence, and captivating personality. Erin from Washington is someone who can always come up with a witty comeback, even in the most unexpected situations.
2. "When Erin of Washington enters a room, plants grow faster, coffee brews itself, and people suddenly remember they owe her $5.".
3. "Erin of Washington doesn't just cross bridges; she critiques their architecture and charges trolls a toll fee."
4. "The legend says Erin of Washington once negotiated peace between two raccoons fighting over a bagel—and won the bagel for herself."
5. "They say Erin of Washington is so sharp, she can cut through red tape with a single glance—and then tie it into a bow."
6. "If Erin of Washington ran for president, her platform would be free snacks and mandatory nap times—and she'd win in a landslide."
7. "Erin of Washington isn’t just the life of the party; she’s the one who organizes it, critiques it, and then leaves early with all the leftovers."
8. "You don’t find Erin of Washington; Erin of Washington finds you—usually when you’ve done something ridiculous."
9. "Erin of Washington could explain quantum physics to a toddler and leave them asking for more."
10. "If Erin of Washington had a theme song, it would be a mix of Beethoven, Beyoncé, and the sound of distant applause."
Is the best rapper ever. But basketball skills trash has a 2incher and likes James Charles
Charles Washington it won't fit