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When your day was disasterous or your week was long and exhausting. You not only deserve the best bubble bath ever. You deserve the best bubble bath with a refill. So if you've soaked and moaned and cried and opened a second bottle of wine, you deserve a bath refill. Your water got cold and the pipes had time to warm back up. It's a luxury. And you deserve it. Have another.
I've been soaking in a warm bubble bath and it's turning cold and 'm not done. I need a refill. I need a bubble bath refill.
Any Gentleman standing on his tip-toes washing his tallywacker off in the sink after anal sex. Usually performed because the female half will not allow re-entry into her vagina without a thorough scrub.
A.J. - "Everything was going well until she made me take a Gentleman's Bird Bath mid-romp. It killed my Woody Wilson."
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When midgets with dreadlocks lay face down on the ground. Commonly found in all the hottest New York clubs.
Man, did you see all the human bath mats in the party room?
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Putting your balls in a woman's vagina. Just like giving a dog a bath, it just won't stay in there.
Dude. I was to giving the dog a bath but my Jessica wouldn't let me. Now I got cold balls.
When a basketball player plays such lockdown defense, that he might as well be eating the other player's face.
You can't score on Andre Iguodala easily because he plays Bath Salt defense.
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(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.
(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.
Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?
Junior: What happened?
Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.
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The act of performing oral sex on a girl and then vomiting freshly consumed chili into her hatchet wound. This is an intentional act and to be performed properly, you must seal the lips around the opening of the vagina so as to form an airtight seal. You then fill the lucky girls lady parts with burning hot chili vomit. Then with her belly inflated, you violently strike the abdomen, with a two handed hammer strike, similar to spiking a volleyball, spraying yourself with the chili vagina vomit. This, mixed with the small chili particulate matter, acts as an abrasive cleaning solution, similar to Orange Clean commonly used by mechanics.
Bro, so I was going down on this girl after I had just ate some really old chili. I had just changed the oil in my car, and even after scrubbing with a bar of Dove soap, it just was not cutting it. I figured this was the perfect opportunity to grace this girl with the Turkish Dragon Bath. My skin has never been so exfoliated afterwards, but I kinda don't think she's gonna lift the restraining order she took out.
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