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Blonde guy complex

A social phenomenon afflicting many (but not all) naturally blonde males, in which they become disproportionately arrogant think themselves irresistible to the opposite sex. Found especially in an environment where most other guys have dark hair.
Their massive ego will make them ironically less attractive to some girls, and, also ironically, *more* attractive to others.

Ben ran one hand through his curly hair, grinning condescendingly at dark- haired Elliot next to him.


Mark, having Blonde Guy Complex, was convinced that Jane was staring at him when she was only looking at the wall clock.

by Jupiter Frenzy February 25, 2009

44πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


fat girl complex

A skinny girl who used to be a fat girl... A female who has lost a significant amount of weight, but still views ones self as "fat". Tends to feel as if they are a stranger in their own body. Typically they are socialy awkward and avoid social events and gatherings, shy, unconfident and usually keep to themselves. They have a hard time excepting compliments from others. They feel as if society treats them differently now due to their weightloss and they have realized how shallow some people really are.

I can't go to the gym because I have fat girl complex.

by Ready2Run March 23, 2017

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


The North Face Complex

literal translation: "I'm a tool" "Independent and original thought are foreign concepts to me, as evidenced by my unexplainable desire to look exactly like everyone around me"

Geez, would you look at that, every single person in that fraternity/soroity is wearing the same color North Face jacket, they must have the North Face Complex.

by Jim G. January 25, 2006

48πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


regional weather complex

the false concept that the local weather is unique to all other weather in the world and is in itself its own entity. It is usually mundanely referenced when the weather is out of synch for the season. i.e. A 60F degree January day in Cleveland.

Fat old lady from Cleveland getting into her mini-van, "This ain't no winter day, it feels like summer! Kooky Cleveland weather!"

Intelligent bystander, "What's that? Are you another idiot with a regional weather complex?"

by furry bear October 2, 2009

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Iceberg Complex or Iceberging

People who 99% of the time post only close up head shots of themselves versus rarely (if ever) posting full body shots.

She has an Iceberg Complex or Iceberging because you never see full body pics of her.

He icebergs all his pics. What is he hiding?

by JQM July 8, 2014


Marital Industrial Complex

The collective group of businesses and industries that reap billions of dollars every year by convincing people that their obscenely overpriced goods/services are absolutely essential for getting married.

How many more of our young men and women need to be fed into the Wedding Machine before we stand up to the marital industrial complex?

by thebetterfriend2 January 15, 2020


Nick Cannon Complex

Attributed to people with overly-verbal social behavior, such as lying about earnings, bringing up past events, and constantly seeking attention. This carries the implication that such behavior is compensatory for the subject's physical, social, and musical shortcomings.

β€œNicholas, are you okay?”
β€œNo, nobody is acknowledging my lyrical skills. I’m going to call out Mr. Mathers!”
β€œUh oh, you might have a Nick Cannon complex.”

by Worm big December 11, 2019