clean eating

A term applied to a wide range of 'healthy' eating habits, usually by people with an unhealthy obsession with fitness and/or body weight. It is mostly a means of garnering praise or approval from peers and making anyone who isn't into clean eating feel like their food is somehow dirty.

Clean eaters are obliged to post on social media about their 'clean' meals at least daily, and should never post about any non-clean meals they consume, so as to give the impression that they are strict clean eaters and their discipline is something to be admired.

If taken literally, clean eating is eating food in its most natural state. In practise though, clean eating can include all manner of processed foods such as milk, pasta, cheese and bread, depending on individual interpretation.

I just LOVE this new celery, carrot and cottage cheese combo! Clean eating ftw! #fitness #cleaneating #rawfood #healthy #5kgin5weeks

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eat the roach

when you eat the end of a blunt

my blunts out, eat the roach bob!

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eat away at

eat away / into or at

to destroy gradually, as by erosion

It´ll eat away at him.

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eat shredder

Basically means "Go die." Comes from the feeling of hating someone so much that they should be thrown into a paper shredder and be eaten by it.

Attina: Was that sweater especially made for you or did the knitting machine just blow up? *snicker snicker*
Ariel: Yeah well, EAT SHREDDER!

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eating a cookie

Arrogantly displaying complete contempt for those one is supposed to serve. Similar to "fiddling while Rome burns."

Q.What do you think about the crisis in health care?

A. I am eating a cookie

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fat eats

Good food of any kind that is eaten in large quantities.

Lets go get some fat eats.

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Eat banana

A Cantonese proverb~meaning suck dick

Nerd: Teacher, can you give us more homework? I think I'm falling in love with them!
Justice: Eat banana, trash! No one wants homework except for you, piece of shit!

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