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That one person at a part that takes up lots of room while dancing
"Let's all address the elephant in the room."
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When you are involved in a DP and your balls slam together like a couple of angry elephant seals fighting.
There was no way we were gonna cross swords DP-ing that chick, but a couple angry elephant seals were un-avoidable.
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When put together, you get Helephino (Hell if I know). Can be used if you do not know the answer to a question
Bob: When are we going to go to supper
Jessi: Hippo Elephant Rhino.
The phrase the Marauders replaced, “Lilly Evans,” with in James Potter’s vocabulary using the spell, “Mutatio Verbi,” in the Harry Potter fanfiction, All The Young Dudes by mskingbean89
Luckily there aren’t many elephants in Scotland so there is a low chance that I will run into any lumpy elephant dung.
When a guy is standing up straight and his partner puts her/his arm through the guys legs and gives him a hand job, reenacting the appearance/action of an elephant's trunk. Elephant noises are optional.
Adam: Dude, she finally gave me an elephant wrap around last night!
Nic: Was it uncomfortable?
Adam: Once she got the right grip it was awesome!
Dan: Did she make noises?
Adam: I wish!
Jcon: I gave her lessons!
When two people put their anuses together, one person defecates (preferably a solid log), while the other relaxes to receive the gift into their rectum.
Derived from the "White Elephant" (a crappy gift - pun intended), the Brown Elephant Exchange also illustrates the exchange of items from one elephant trunk to another.
This maneuver is typically only performed by experts.
After Tad and Charles cut their teeth mastering the rusty trombone, they joined the big leagues by completing a successful Brown Elephant Exchange.
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The elephant that comes to empty your trash every Tuesday...except when he's on vacation and is replaced with a trash badger.
"Dude, the Trash Elephant hasn't come to pick up our trash in 3 weeks! Time to take out the Trash Elephant gun! Wait! There he is now!'
"Please don't shoot me! i have a wife and 4 kids!" (Bam!) "Oh crap!"
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