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the most badass motherfucking train in the whole fucking world that likes do motorboat big tits. he is the man can steal your girl just by looking at them
dude did you hear Thomas the dank engine is coming to town you better watch out for your girl so don't steal her
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Mechanical Engineering paradise a.k.a. Faculty of Mechanical Engineering of the Slovak University of Technology in Bratislava ranked first in the Worldwide List of the Coolest Universities and has been maintaining its position since 1940. This impeccable academic masterpiece can boast funny and atractive dudes, who like to party all the time. 98% of these gifted students get amazing jobs after graduation and make shitloads of money. The faculty offers courses in English as well, so whether you are a foreigner or a native who likes to use English, do not hesitate and join this earthly paradise.
A: "Look at that hot chick. Where do you think she studies?"
B: "She looks like one of those Mechanical Engineering paradise girls, man."
A: "Wow, I should have had better grades in high school, man...That place must be awesome."
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To turn your girlfriend or boyfriend on with dirty talk and role playing
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When you fart in a girls mouth, quickly you insert your penis in her mouth so the fart (steam) blows out her nose.
"... dude I had gastric pain all day but its okay, because I gave your mom a Detroit steam engine... she blew it out her nose like a smoke stack."
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Thomas The Wank Engine played with his girlfriends Cerys & Lilly in the sandpit
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Thomas the tank engine was originally a book series called the Railway series. Thomas the tank engine was a TV series for kids in 1984. Thomas the tank engine was narrated by Ringo star in the UK dub and in the US dub it was narrated by George Carlin.
Thomas is a little tank engine who lives on the Island of sodor.
He has Four wheels, a Short stumpy funnel, and a short stumpy dome.
He is very Cheeky.
Thomas the tank engine mostly teases Gordon after Gordon finishes his work.
Thomas: *BEEP BEEP* WAKE UP LAZY BONES DO SOME HARD WORK LIKE ME
Gordon: *is shocked*
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The profession of creating software
Mike wanted to get into software engineering, but is still in High School.
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