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Aunt Grandma Cheryl is an overweight woman with a blue cap and a striped shirt. She created the universe and is the most powerful source on this planet. She loves facebook and oftenly posts on it.
"Aunt grandma cheryl is the best!"
Everything you try to do to save you time has actually made it take longer. When you are in a hurry to check out and you get in the shortest line only to be behind an old woman (Grandma Penny) who is counting out her pennies to pay for her things.
Can also be used to describe being stuck in your lane of traffic and switching to the faster lane only to see the lane you switched from is now the one moving.
I can't get away from grandma penny today!
A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone
When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden
Sexual act when you masturbate, cum, let it dry on your hand, then masturbate again.
Grandma's Hands: Jerking off into your hands then letting it dry and doing it again
Doing a girl doggy style while she is bent over leaning on a cedar chest that was inherited from the males Pennsylvania Dutch grandmother.
My girl mary got some splinters in her forearms while I was doing the grandma sweitzer in my bedroom
Doing a girl doggy style while she is bent over leaning on a cedar chest that was inherited from the males Pennsylvania Dutch grandmother.
My girl mary got some splinters in her forearms while I was doing the grandma sweitzer in my bedroom
when your grandma so hot she sizzles
I walked past my grandma and said, dang that"s one grandma sizzle!