When you stick in the Pooper and you pull it out and your peter is covered in shit.
Wyatt preformed the Brown Hog on Ragan.
The lowering of standards around the holidays (especially New Years) to increase your chances of getting a piece of ass.
It has been so long since I have been laid and the year is almost over so I'm going Hog Noggin'.
When u place a fat chick in a state of dibs between boys
Me and my buddy were cruising the strip but couldn't find a proper female but seen a cute chubby girl and I told him I'm putting a hog collar on that one. Which placed her in a state of dibs
A greased up altar boy who is let loose in the empty pews in between Catholic masses, and is then chased by a sporty priest, not unlike a fox hunt. In some instances the Pew Hog may be fitted with incense smoke signals, or a tall crucifix similar to a flag fitted to a dune buggy for easier tracking. The Pew Hog may utilize any portion of the empty chapel and altar to evade the yearning hands of the priest, but the baptismal bath is off limits. A Pew Hog can be used anytime they are available, but are typically reserved for important Catholic holidays (i.e. Christmas or Easter) to get the priest jazzed up. Utilizing a Pew Hog around the holidays also decreases the chances of the Hog's parents giving a shit.
Father O'Kelley, your new Pew Hog is greased and ready to squeal.
Scraping the Hog When an uncut man allows for the buildup of smegma in order to "scrape" it off his "hog" every month or so.
When making Smeg McMuffins, McDonald's will start by Scraping The Hog of several homeless men in their in-house basement collection area.
a person who hogs something that is meant to be shared!
HEY. PASS THE SCRABBLE PIECES YOU HOG MUFFIN!