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Having a cigarette while sat on the toilet pooping
My favourite part of the day is having an Italian job first thing in the morning when I get out of bed, otherwise I lack the sheer will to live generally
Something of so high value that even the fake ones are worth $2800 of your bank deposit
he looked like a really trustworthy guy. it could have happened to any of you. he had a fucking suit on... am i supposed to think this random man asking me for $2800 had bad intentions? also i have 4 new italian suits so fuck you guys seriously~
A member of the Italian mafia
Francesco your a fat Italian mobster and a traitor to your country. Mama mia
An Italian lawn is a yard full of cement
Maria’s our hosing her Italian lawn down again
When you ejaculate into a slice of pizza, and proceed to shove it down your partner's throat.
"Death comes..."
"Italian Juggernaut."
When you bust your load into a 5 layer lasagna and serve it at dinner.
Bro that Italian Twinkie was a sweet treat at dinner
When you rip out a clump of a bitches hair out in a fight
I had too much to drink and when I woke up I realized I somebody had given me an Italian haircut.