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Lizard Brain

Lizard Brain is a term used to describe when a person (typically a man) loses all ability to think straight, due to being horny. When a man has lizard brain, he is thinking with his penis not his brain.

Lizard brain from the male point of view:
Her: “Oh my gosh, stop grabbing my ass! I am trying to get stuff done.”
Him: “ I can’t help it! You’re too sexy… my lizard brain took over.”

Lizard brain from the female point of view:
Her: “I’m telling you girl, he has a lizard brain! He can’t even have a conversation with me without getting distracted by my cleavage.”

by KittyKhaos96 April 17, 2024


lizard brain

Relevant to multi tasking, menial or as a distraction.

I don't want to play elden ring. like mostly everything, seems to be a task to allocate to the lizard brain whilst astrally projecting and out genicyding in some form even if terrorising the occupant of a place you're angling to buy or trying to hasten your inheritance from that rich uncle.

by buriedtoodeep April 24, 2022


pizzle lizard

A pizzle lizard is alot like a lot lizzard but is a female that can be found near a meth pipe or dope

Wow look at katlyn shes such a pizzle lizard

by Yamahatothegrave June 20, 2017


lesbian lizard

A word used to describe a Ryan.

Damn look at that lesbian lizard over there.

He got a nice ass.

by Weirdassbutt June 3, 2018


Lizard Lines

Lizard Lines are the random lines written on a whiteboard that can be turned into a lizard by adding more lines. These lizard drawings typically turn out really weird, but are noticeably a lizard. Any and all lines can technically be considered lizard lines.

I'm bored, give me some lizard lines.

by swanbabyohshitgoose March 8, 2018


history lizard

Dinosaur

Mum, that’s a dinosaur not a lizard”.
“No, that’s a history lizard “.

by Smaughlin August 28, 2021


Lizard caps

A small capsule used for recreational purposes, leaving the user licking their eyebrows.

The people at 954 use lizard caps, a new drug and lick their eyebrows.

by Lizard caps April 26, 2017