Wiping yourself down with a baby wipe as an alternative to bathing.
I had no time to get ready today, so I took a mommy shower.
Similar to an E-Boy or E-girl an E-Mommy is a person who’s fashion style is an evolution of emo, scene and mall goth fashion combined with Japanese street fashion (such as anime, cosplay, kawaii and lolita fashion) and K-pop fashion. But is too old/grown to be considered an E-Girl/Boy
it means that you're on your own
After he graduated high school, mommy's drunk.
A Doppel-Mommy is a person who looks a lot or slightly like your Mother.
T-Bone is so gross!! He is fucking that cum dumpster RJ... you know, that ugly old wrinkled bitch from the pet store. She's his Doppel-Mommy! I could never get my dick hard for anyone that looked like my Mom. Weirdo.
what we should start calling boobies
"bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"
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mommy Bella is bellatrix from Harry Potter
I love mommy bella!
- who is she???!????
bellatrix duhhh
A sugar mommy but hornier and more evil,my FWB has a salt mommy.