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a mouse that works as a cab driver for a shark but also robs banks with a chinchilla.
The 12 Ounce Mouse from Rock Steady Town, Beep Bop County USA
trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands
His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to move the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off
He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped to move the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming HD porn
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female masturbation; tuning the piano; the dreaded finger diddle; playing the clitar
As I walk in the bedroom, to my complete surprise, my girlfriend was double clicking the mouse.
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A term used for Celebrities who are the biggest frauds and have fake followers that shouldn’t count because those followers aren’t real.
I’m literally shaking. I was walking on the streets when suddenly Fraudison gae came and shot my dog When I asked why she said it’s because she only has Mickey Mouse followers and want real followers. Shame on you Fraudison
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little kid that makes $5 profit on a pair of shoes and likes to eat hot Cheetos in the morning. Also likes to lick the bottom of his foot
Hey man this kid is a Mickey Mouse Reseller
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a job or task done in a piss poor manner, usually done in terrible timing and completed in a simpleton like fashion.
Mom: I hired this masonry company to lay a brick wall, the wall collapsed on day 2 after completion. What a fucking mickey mouse job!
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A random meme that stems from “grossest things found in food” by They Will Kill You on YouTube.
Number 19; Mouse in baked beans.
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