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Pearl Harbor

When a rather large person has a sudden urge to deficate and runs full speed to the bathroom. The thunderous rumbles from such a large beast are reminiscent of the Japanese planes flying in. The bombs dropping and the destruction that follows can only be described as Pearl Harboring.

Holy fuck bro, did you feel that rumbling???

β€œYeah. That’s my dude bro Mugga hustling to the toilet. He weighs 400lbs and last night was chili-(several explosive thuds and splashes are heard)........oh fuck, Mugga Pearl Harbored.

by Mega Hemroids June 25, 2018

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Pearl Eyes

(n) When a man ejaculates into a women's eyes, making them foggy with semen.

"Damn, her pearl eyes are as white as Charlie Sheens nose on a saturday night!"

by Yackoff January 3, 2012

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


pearl jam

A pretend rock band for gays to have homoerotic fantasies about.

I have more respect for Avril

by PJ sucks dog dicks March 20, 2004

69πŸ‘ 394πŸ‘Ž


Pearl Harbor

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face while she is either passed out or sleeping, then waking her up and running away. Thus completing the surprise attack.

Dood, I just gave that girl a pearl harbor!!!

by Dannibal the Cannibal February 23, 2004

15πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


Pearl Harbor

A blow job, usually referred to in a joke between friends. i.e. Wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's where I lay down and you blow the hell outta me!

We went into the back room and played Pearl Harbor.

by Requiem2005 June 28, 2004

15πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


Pearl Harbour

The biggest mistake the Japanese ever made.

1:think the japs regret bombing pearl harbour after we dropped a couple big-ass bombs on them?
2:guess so...

by Lemon Cracker February 9, 2008

17πŸ‘ 94πŸ‘Ž


Pearl Harbour

When it is a little cold outside. Hence: a nip in the air.

You might need your jacket. The weather's a bit pearl harbour this morning.

by Monstrousbaby April 3, 2009

16πŸ‘ 88πŸ‘Ž