pineapple picture

A picture taken near or around a supposed object of interest. However, the object of interest does not make it into the picture because the funny poses that people do become infinitely more interesting than the object itself.

There is a real fountain in a shop in Downtown Fullerton of California where a little stone fountain circulates the water. People started taking pictures of their friends in silly poses around the structure without actually getting the pineapple in the picture.

"Where's the statue of the bear?"
"Oh, we didn't get it in the picture because it didn't fit."
"That's okay. It made a great pineapple picture instead."

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Massage the Pineapple

Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girls while doing it.

I just saw a member of the opposite sex, i'm going to massage the pineapple in that public toilet over there. Cheerio.

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Pineapple Express

A sex move in which the core of a pineapple is used as a dildo to engage in intercourse, which usually causes a great amount of pleasure.

My boyfriend gave me a Pineapple Express yesterday and though it was extremely painful at first, I double orgasmed after an hour of brutal pain.

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pineapple fever

Being only attracted to those who are of Pacific Islander, Hawaiian, or Polynesian decent.

It is similar to hay fever and jungle fever, and presents as a warm tingly feeling in the genital region when around the aforementioned people.

When visiting Hawaii, Jen had a case of sudden Adult Onset Pineapple Fever.

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Pineapple Tumors

Something that exists, Britany.

Pineapple tumors (are real)

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purple pineapples

a pineapple that is purple.

this pineapple is purple

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pineapple baby

Pineapple babies are very important in today's society, but some people refuse to have these babies and want to kill them. While some people actually want to keep these beautiful delicious babies alive to take care of and eventually eat. Pineapple babies are often physically, verbally and mentally abused by many humans. They need our full attention for they have feelings too. All they want is to be loved and have a family to take care of them until they are old enough to be eaten or distributed into other delicious foods and skin products. Therefore, I think that we all should have pineapple babies and contribute to the whole world. Thank you for taking your time to read this.

I want to have a pineapple baby with you.

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