"I wish I could recall more, but at that point I was three sheets to the wind"
When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread
person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue
person 1: But ill shit
person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!
When a girl seems normal and shy at first, but is totally crazy in the sack.
That Lizzie is quiet as hell but she's seriously sheet cray, into DP and everything!
Noun, An insulting ethnic slur against ghosts and poltergeists. Originated from Seattle in 2011.
I have to move, my house is haunted by those damn sheet backs.
A c.v., if you will, of one's criminal accomplishments
THIS dude had a rap sheet long as my arm. So I hired him to hit some licks.
An entire engineering textbook miniaturized to an 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper.
I need stereoscopic glasses to differentiate between the red and blue layers of notes on my equation sheet.
Ejaculate, come, male climax
Act of projecting semen out of the body through one's cock
Did you drop a spread sheet?
Yeah! All over her face and she licked it.